Of Supermodel Farms and Czech Asses

One of the most striking things about the Czech Republic is the women. Everywhere has women; it is not that simply, a summer trip to Prague or Brno is an inspiring experience. You can barely cross the street without seeing a woman that will make you double check. Tourists are easy to see, they are the people on the street who look like sprinklers. Their arms raised turning slowly as they walk down the street.

I am not talking two or three, but it seems that Czech women have it in their “jeans”, sorry “genes”. They are tall, well-proportioned, thin and have amazing skin. It is almost funny to see a Czech woman with a tan because it is so unusual in the sea of alabaster. They do not eat anything special and by nutritional standards they eat pretty poorly, just like everyone else. Czechs eat a large amount of junk food, chips chocolate, pudding and they drink beer like it is going out of style. It is hard to believe that they can keep such amazing figures with such dietary regimens.

It is not to say that many Czech women do not have good dietary habits, many can give lectures on “How to be Full on Just one Apple” or “Yogurt and Beer: Healthy, Fruity and Full of B Vitamins”. The sheer number of these supermodels on the streets leads me to believe that there must be a secret farm in the hills of Moravia. On this farm, are herds of six foot tall women running from field to field waiting for the farmer with his yogurt truck and beer barrels. Once a year he selects the best of the crop seek their fortune in the major cities.

Yes, I know this is crazy. After a few summer afternoons around the swimming beach you tell me the strange conclusions you reach as you sit drinking your beer watching tens of barely clad, and sometimes not, beauties walk passed. It is certainly an interesting challenge to keep your composure after a few beers when a beautiful topless woman wanders up to you in a crowd and tried to start a conversation with you in Czech. Makes those free lessons at work seem a lot more valuable.